JP’s Absurd Holiday Wish List Item #8: Submarine

Explore your favorite body of water in your own SUBMARINE! This five-person sub weighs in excess of 15,000 pounds and is nearly 17 feet in length.

According to hammacher.com, it can reach a depth of 656' --- which is perfect for accessing canoe or paddle boat wrecks in the Cedar River; or when you need to scour the river bottom for a lost cell phone.

It also features not one, BUT TWO thrusters for a maximum submersed speed of 2.5 knots.  Its battery provides up to eight hours of continuous nautical adventures.

Cost: ONLY $2.7 million.