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JP’s Absurd Holiday Wishlist Item #14: Zoltar
Remember in the 1988 movie "Big" when 12-year-old Josh Baskin inserted a coin into the Zoltar machine and he makes a wish to be 'big?' Then, when he wakes up the following morning, he finds that he is not only a full grown adult, but he has taken the form of 32-year-old T…
JP’s Absurd Holiday Wish List Item #12: T-Rex
I'm not sure where I'd put this 1500-pound dinosaur on my property, but I want it...
This life-size replica of "Stan" is 40' in length from tail to snout and would freak anyone out when he's hiding in the shadows in your backyard.
The real fossilized "Sta…
JP’s Absurd Holiday Wishlist – Item #9: A Yeti
No, I not writing about a Yeti Cooler ---- I'm talking about the actual beast of the Himalayas --- a Yeti! He's been captured on eBay and is ready to be unleashed in your garden, backyard, or living room.
This full grown monster is 72" tall and will surely scare away any backy…
JP’s Absurd Holiday Wish List Item #8: Submarine
Explore your favorite body of water in your own SUBMARINE! This five-person sub weighs in excess of 15,000 pounds and is nearly 17 feet in length.
According to hammacher.com, it can reach a depth of 656' --- which is perfect for accessing canoe or paddle boat wrecks in the Cedar River; or w…
JP’s Absurd Wish List Item #6: Bob Ross Toaster
Ready to make some Happy Little Toast over the Holidays? Sure you are!
For just $35 on Amazon you can have Bob Ross's smiling face grace your kitchen to greet you each and every morning.
Note: This will not make you a better artist. Unless you consider painting your toast with butter a work of ar…
JP’s Absurd Wish List Item #4: Paulie’s Robot
Rocky IV was released 35 years ago this week and to celebrate the occasion, why not gift yourself with PAULIE'S ROBOT!
According to hammacher.com, this is only robot to be admitted to the Screen Actors Guild.
Does it talk like Paulie's robot did in 1985...

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