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JP’s Absurd Holiday Wishlist Item #15: Stairslide
Walking down the stairs can be dangerous -- you could trip and tumble all the way to the bottom, resulting in injuries and/or embarrassment. Remedy: Stairslide. An indoor slide for the stairs in your home or work. Stairslide is over 40 inches long and approximately 20 inches wide with a 14 inch seat, leaving room to walk on the stairs...
JP’s Absurd Holiday Wish List Item #8: Submarine
Explore your favorite body of water in your own SUBMARINE! This five-person sub weighs in excess of 15,000 pounds and is nearly 17 feet in length. According to hammacher.com, it can reach a depth of 656' --- which is perfect for accessing canoe or paddle boat wrecks in the Cedar River; or when you need to scour the river bottom for a lost cell phone...
JP’s Absurd Wish List Item #4: Paulie’s Robot
Rocky IV was released 35 years ago this week and to celebrate the occasion, why not gift yourself with PAULIE'S ROBOT! According to hammacher.com, this is only robot to be admitted to the Screen Actors Guild. Does it talk like Paulie's robot did in 1985...