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Remember the classic 1980's toy "Lite Brite" where you could use those little round pegs to 'try' to make beautiful art using those templates that would rip apart after one use so you'd have to rely on your own imagination? This item is like a Lite Brite on Steroids...

Walking down the stairs can be dangerous -- you could trip and tumble all the way to the bottom, resulting in injuries and/or embarrassment. Remedy: Stairslide. An indoor slide for the stairs in your home or work. Stairslide is over 40 inches long and approximately 20 inches wide with a 14 inch seat, leaving room to walk on the stairs...

Remember in the 1988 movie "Big" when 12-year-old Josh Baskin inserted a coin into the Zoltar machine and he makes a wish to be 'big?' Then, when he wakes up the following morning, he finds that he is not only a full grown adult, but he has taken the form of 32-year-old Tom Hanks...

According to hammacher.com, this is the ONLY Vinyl Record Jukebox that is currently still being manufactured. Songs are picked using classic number buttons on the front of the machine or the included remote that also adjusts volume and activates a shuffle mode...

I'm not sure where I'd put this 1500-pound dinosaur on my property, but I want it... This life-size replica of "Stan" is 40' in length from tail to snout and would freak anyone out when he's hiding in the shadows in your backyard. The real fossilized "Stan", was found in South Dakota in 1992 and he is the most complete (190 bones) male Tyrannosaurus rex ever found...

It’s a Hot Tub inside of a boat. How could you NOT want this: The hot tub itself measures 8' L x 4' W x 24" D and can be crammed with a maximum of 2,100 pounds of water and six adults. An adjustable thermostat heats the hot tub to a maximum 104° F – and when you feel like you need to cool off, simply climb out of the hot tub and dive into the cool waters surrounding the boat...

Don't you hate it when your hands are too busy to hold a slice of delicious pizza? Behold: The Pizza Pouch. It's a necklace that keeps your favorite slice toasty inside a zip-lock pouch. The Pizza Pouch comes with a detachable lanyard so you can carry it around with you at all times...

No, I not writing about a Yeti Cooler ---- I'm talking about the actual beast of the Himalayas --- a Yeti! He's been captured on eBay and is ready to be unleashed in your garden, backyard, or living room. This full grown monster is 72" tall and will surely scare away any backyard critters that are pestering your property...

Explore your favorite body of water in your own SUBMARINE! This five-person sub weighs in excess of 15,000 pounds and is nearly 17 feet in length. According to hammacher.com, it can reach a depth of 656' --- which is perfect for accessing canoe or paddle boat wrecks in the Cedar River; or when you need to scour the river bottom for a lost cell phone...

Protect the links from evil and be the king of the Fairways with the Batman Tumblr golf cart.  You'll be able to retrieve your ball after a nasty bat-slice in this golf cart inspired by the Tumbler, the vehicle by Batman in the 2005-2012 Dark Knight movie series...