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JP’s Absurd Holiday Wishlist Item #15: Stairslide
Walking down the stairs can be dangerous -- you could trip and tumble all the way to the bottom, resulting in injuries and/or embarrassment. Remedy: Stairslide. An indoor slide for the stairs in your home or work. Stairslide is over 40 inches long and approximately 20 inches wide with a 14 inch seat, leaving room to walk on the stairs...
JP’s Absurd Holiday Wishlist Item #14: Zoltar
Remember in the 1988 movie "Big" when 12-year-old Josh Baskin inserted a coin into the Zoltar machine and he makes a wish to be 'big?' Then, when he wakes up the following morning, he finds that he is not only a full grown adult, but he has taken the form of 32-year-old Tom Hanks...
JP’s Absurd Holiday Wish List Item #12: T-Rex
I'm not sure where I'd put this 1500-pound dinosaur on my property, but I want it... This life-size replica of "Stan" is 40' in length from tail to snout and would freak anyone out when he's hiding in the shadows in your backyard. The real fossilized "Stan", was found in South Dakota in 1992 and he is the most complete (190 bones) male Tyrannosaurus rex ever found...
JP’s Absurd Holiday Wish List Item #11: Hot Tub Boat
It’s a Hot Tub inside of a boat. How could you NOT want this: The hot tub itself measures 8' L x 4' W x 24" D and can be crammed with a maximum of 2,100 pounds of water and six adults. An adjustable thermostat heats the hot tub to a maximum 104° F – and when you feel like you need to cool off, simply climb out of the hot tub and dive into the cool waters surrounding the boat...
JP’s Absurd Holiday Wish List Item #10: Pizza Pouch
Don't you hate it when your hands are too busy to hold a slice of delicious pizza? Behold: The Pizza Pouch. It's a necklace that keeps your favorite slice toasty inside a zip-lock pouch. The Pizza Pouch comes with a detachable lanyard so you can carry it around with you at all times...
JP’s Absurd Holiday Wishlist – Item #9: A Yeti
No, I not writing about a Yeti Cooler ---- I'm talking about the actual beast of the Himalayas --- a Yeti! He's been captured on eBay and is ready to be unleashed in your garden, backyard, or living room. This full grown monster is 72" tall and will surely scare away any backyard critters that are pestering your property...
JP’s Absurd Holiday Wish List Item #8: Submarine
Explore your favorite body of water in your own SUBMARINE! This five-person sub weighs in excess of 15,000 pounds and is nearly 17 feet in length. According to hammacher.com, it can reach a depth of 656' --- which is perfect for accessing canoe or paddle boat wrecks in the Cedar River; or when you need to scour the river bottom for a lost cell phone...

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