Don't you hate it when your hands are too busy to hold a slice of delicious pizza? Behold: The Pizza Pouch. It's a necklace that keeps your favorite slice toasty inside a zip-lock pouch.

The Pizza Pouch comes with a detachable lanyard so you can carry it around with you at all times. Because everyone knows you can't just leave a scrumptious slice of pizza on the table for anyone to steal.

It has a 4.2/5 rating on Amazon.com where you can get your very own Pizza Pouch for $8.99.

One reviewer wrote:

I took this to the renaissance fair, it was the only thing I wore. Don't worry, I made the sash extra long, and when you have pizza in it, the bag is opaque. Sadly, I got hungry.

Another said:

It makes you cooler when you wear it.

Enough said. Now I'm hungry.

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