JP’s Absurd Holiday Wishlist Item #15: Stairslide

Walking down the stairs can be dangerous -- you could trip and tumble all the way to the bottom, resulting in injuries and/or embarrassment.

Remedy: Stairslide. An indoor slide for the stairs in your home or work.

Stairslide is over 40 inches long and approximately 20 inches wide with a 14 inch seat, leaving room to walk on the stairs. (but why would you?)

It was funded in just two hours on Kickstarter and currently has raised nearly $250,000 by over 2,000 backers.

The makers hope to start deliveries by mid-April. 

...Oh, and I don't want this for my children. I want this for myself.