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Ready to make some Happy Little Toast over the Holidays? Sure you are! For just $35 on Amazon you can have Bob Ross's smiling face grace your kitchen to greet you each and every morning. Note: This will not make you a better artist. Unless you consider painting your toast with butter a work of art...

Rocky IV was released 35 years ago this week and to celebrate the occasion, why not gift yourself with PAULIE'S ROBOT! According to hammacher.com, this is only robot to be admitted to the Screen Actors Guild. Does it talk like Paulie's robot did in 1985...