JP’s Absurd Christmas Wish List – Item #3: Belly Button Lint Brush

Is your Belly Button filled with annoying lint and you're tired of using your claws to dig it out? It can be quite troublesome that right after you clip your fingernails, you try to extract lint that's buried deep in your navel crevasse.

This is a tiny pipe cleaner lint brush with a wood handle. It's small enough that it will fit in a Christmas Card, enabling you to send the Belly Button Lint Brush to a loved one who might be in need of a some tidying up around the midsection.

Bonus: It comes in a variety of colors.

Cost: $3.60