Who keeps a crack pipe in their rear end? Florida woman does. BONUS: She was riding a bicycle.

It was late last month around 2:30 in the morning when the 34-year-old was stopped when police saw her riding the bike without lights.

The arresting officer noted that the woman had a screwdriver in her front pocket.

The officer also noticed something protruding from her buttocks --- It was a crack pipe crammed in her crack.

The deputy reported the woman declined to follow instructions, and she eventually got “taken down to the ground.”

That’s when deputies yanked out the crack pipe, which had "black residue," from the woman’s rear end.

She was arrested on charges including possession of drug paraphernalia and resisting arrest.