How to open a can of beer in Florida:
1.) Get in a boat
2.) Find Alligator
3.) Agitate the reptile.
4.) Pierce beer can with Alligator's teeth
5.) Chug the beer.
Last week a 32-year-old Florida Man was arrested after police witnessed him attempting to throw an alligator onto the roof of a building...
Sigh. It has happened again -- and incorrectly spelled the same way.
On April 18, 2019, in the city of Doral, the road crew got an 'F" in spelling when the crosswalk was painted with SCOHOL.
Fast forward to almost EXACTLY two years later on April 26, 2021, and about 200 miles north to Orange County, where another road crew misspelled the same word, SCHOOL, the same incorrect way: SCOHOL...
A woman and her 71-year-old mother were driving down an interstate in Florida when something came crashing through the passenger side window of the car, hitting the mother in the head, and sending her to the hospital.
The object that smashed through the windshield…was a turtle...