Woman Arrested for Trespassing at the CIA When She Asks to See “Agent Penis”

I'm not sure it's smart to mess with the CIA. But if you're going to, please do it like this, because this is fantastic.

Last week, a 58-year-old woman named Jennifer Hernandez went to the CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia every day for three straight days. She kept telling them she was there to see a recruiter, but that didn't seem to be true.

Finally, on the third day, she asked to see one specific person at the CIA, "Agent Penis."

When the officers in front of the complex wouldn't let her go meet Agent Penis, she told them, "Do you really think I'm going to leave?"

So she was arrested for trespassing. And boy is the CIA going to owe her a big apology if it turns out there really is an Agent Penis and Jennifer was their top recruit.