The Top 10 “Florida Man” Stories
Here it is... What you all have been waiting for... The Top 10 "Florida Man" stories of all time! So, when I first started Tiffelonies on Marks in the Morning, Johnny Marks and I always made fun of Florida people because the stupid criminals always seemed to come from there. Johnny went so far as dubbing the criminal, "Florida Man," almost like the super idiots to all criminals. Apparently, we were not the only ones to notice a trend happening between stupid crimes and Florida.
There are so many "Florida Man" stories that it has become a popular meme and has its own Wikipedia page! A new study looked at 225 different "Florida Man" stories, and ranked the top 10 of all time. Let's just say these people are excelling at stupidity, so good for them.
1. The Florida man who tossed a three-foot alligator through the drive-thru window at Wendy's. His real name is Joshua James. He was arrested back in 2016.
2. A Florida man slapped his employees with a large lizard called a bearded dragon. He was the owner of a reptile store.
3. A Florida man broke into a car dealership and stole an SUV, along with two TVs from the lobby. He then crashed through the glass doors, abandoned the SUV and then told cops he didn't remember any of it.
4. A Florida man tied a 12-foot alligator to a tree to keep as a pet.
5. A hangry Florida man bit off his girlfriend's thumb during a late-night Taco Bell run.
6. A drugged-up Florida man got burned dancing naked in a fire, then attacked police.
7. A Florida man who collected flamethrowers set his house on fire.
8. A Florida man got out of jail, then immediately broke into a car in the parking lot.
9. A Florida man was caught pleasuring himself with a stuffed animal at Walmart.
10. A Florida man dressed up as a pirate, and got arrested for firing a musket at cars on the highway.