Check out this book called “Florida Man.” It was just released a few weeks ago, here’s the plot:

Gary’s having a bad day. There’s a snake in his toilet, a rabid raccoon in the yard, and his girlfriend is in jail for getting naked at a Waffle House and licking the manager.

Gary lives in a trailer by the swamp. But he’s got dreams, big dreams. Every time he tries to get ahead, fate deals him a low blow. But then he gets lucky…

With his best friend, Floyd, Gary sets out to sell his prized Barry Bonds rookie card to raise the $500 needed for bail. But things always find a way of getting out of hand.

$1 on Kindle or $13 on paperback through Amazon.com

It's 430 pages! Reviewers have given the book a rating of 4.1 out of 5 stars.

Credit Mike Baron via Amazon