Fitbit For Your Itty Bit

Well, it was only a matter of time before the Fitbit technology was utilized to measure your sexual prowess. Here is it...The Fitbit for your itty bit.

It's called the "Lovely". It's a vibrating penis ring that not only gives both parties involved the pleasure you're accustom to in the sack, but it also measures a bunch of different physiological aspects of the encounter and sends them to your smart phone. We're talking g-force, number of pumps and so forth. It also will send encouraging messages to you like "Great Job" and "She liked that position". Because that's what we all need, encouragement from a toy, not encouragement from your ACTUAL partner.

One think I noticed was how big it actually is. If you're trying to make your itty bit look bigger, this is NOT the toy for you. Of course, if you're hung like a horse, it'll just look like a tiny tongue hanging by your man-bag.

By the way, you can invest in this product and potentially expand your bank account. But, it's as risky as buying a hooker in Thailand.