A woman in Ohio was arrested after calling 911 to report a fire...a fire that was apparently located in her crotch.

The false alarm happened last Saturday night around 10:00, according to the Port Clinton News Herald.

She also asked if the fire department’s “hose was working” and said, “I need somebody to come put it out with their hose.”

Police located the woman at her friend’s home, where she had been drinking adult beverages.

When the officers tried to arrest the woman for false reports and disrupting police operations, she resisted arrest, only giving up when an officer threatened her with a stun gun.

Credit: Ottawa County Jail