If you're doing this social distancing thing correctly...and self-isolating at home...you should have plenty of time to yourself...if you know what I'm sayin'!

Amongst all off the bad news we've been hearing...not only do most American's get $1,200 a piece...which is great and all, but we also get...wait for it....FREE PORN!

Pornhub is making their premium service FREE for 30 days to encourage people to stay inside. The premium service normally costs $9.99 a month. Pornhub vice president Corey Price said, "It's important that we lend a hand, and provide them with an a enjoyable way to pass the time.”

It also comes to no one's surprise, that there is coronavirus themed porn going viral and those flicks stream at no extra cost. Now, that is a sick fetish.

Finally, on a serious note, Pornhub has donated 50,000 surgical masks to New York City emergency workers...this comes at a critical time as medical workers in the Big Apple and elsewhere confront a shortage of protective gear.

NY Post