Drunk Man Arrested After Stealing Floating Tiki Hut
Sometimes life comes at you so fast, you can barely spend enough time pondering decisions before you jump right into them. For this guy, one minute he was enjoying a drink or two, the next, he was a pirate on the ocean who was wanted by the Coast Guard.
Tyln Morlang, 26, from Independence, Missouri was visiting Key West this week.
On Wednesday morning, he was drunk after a night out, and ended up finding his way onto one of those chartered "floating tiki hut" boats, which belongs to Cruisin' Tikis.
The Coast Guard spotted the boat during a patrol, and began the boarding of the hut.
"I am not going to jail!" Tyln told officers, which I hear has a 0% success rate.
He then told officers he had a heart issue, so he was taken to the hospital. When trying to fight officers in a hospital bed, one officer tased him.
Don't drink and pirate, you'll get caught.
Read more at Miami Herald
