Couple Receives Note About Their Loud “Body Clapping Sounding Sex”
We've all lived somewhere that we can hear things through the walls we wish we couldn't, but typically we can just turn up the TV and tune it out. Sometimes, it's so loud nobody can ignore it.
A person from Brisbane, Australia who just moved to a new apartment already pissed off the neighbors enough to get a note about their "loud body clapping sounding sex with loud moaning and groaning."
The note was shared to Reddit by user "Frontbum2647", showing the person who left the letter's claims that they were woken up at 12:30am by the noises.
Frontbum's neighbor goes from annoyance to definitely creepy when they warn them about leaving their bedroom door open, saying "...When you have the door open to your bedroom - the people using the pathway can see everything in the shower - like the previous neighbors learned the embarrassing way." To me, this just says that this same neighbor is looking through windows of the complex.
The full note;
Dear Noisy Neighbours,
To the new neighbours who moved in - located at the back of the units right above the laundry and closest to the carpark/clothes line. YOUR WALLS ARE PAPER THIN!
Apart from your noisy daily life and chats/music at the door of your bedroom.....
We were woken up this morning at around 12:30am mortified, drifting from what we thought is a nightmare into reality with the sounds of doggystyle-body-clapping-sounding-sex with loud moaning and groaning.
You are showing very little respect to for the people living all around you who have little kids who are traumatised by the noises!!
Your sexcapade was then followed by laughing and chatting until early morning hours. We can actually hear every word you say.
Can you please keep it down.
And PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CLOSE YOUR WINDOWS when you have sex because it is NOT SEXY AT ALL.
If this happens again, we will call in for noise control and will name and shame your address on the Paddington/Milton Facebook News group.
Please also note that when you have the door open to your bedroom - the people using the pathway can see everything in the shower - like the previous neighbors learned the embarrassing way.
There are recovering sex and porn addicts living in the flats next to you who would appreciate that you keep any nudity and sexcapades private like normal respectful people do.
Thank you in advance
Your Sleep-Deprived Neighbours.
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