Blue Oyster Cult just released their 15th studio album (and first since 2001) called “The Symbol Remains.”

Track #10 on the record is called “Florida Man.”

Lyrical excerpt:
Down at the mall
Where the boas crawl
Ted makes love to a concrete wall
(Florida Man!)

His brother, Red, said his Uncle Ned
Found Elvis in a loaf of bred
(Florida Man!)