The Funniest Yelp Reviews for Cedar Valley Gentleman’s Clubs

Yes, people actually write Yelp reviews of gentleman clubs. I was surprised too. Where are there tons and tons?

Naw. But there were enough. Oh, and most of the reviewers aren't very gentlemanly at all, as you'll soon see.

Now I'll be honest with you. I have never been to a strip club. No, it's true! That's why these reviews are so important...

Reviews From a Bygone Era

With some of the clubs featured in the reviews below now closed, I guess this is an much nostalgia as anything else...

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Here we go. As a note, I've cleaned up some of the language and made these more readable. I'm not saying the patrons struggle with the English language.

Just that they maybe struggle with sentence structure. Among other things...

Enjoy!