Dumb Criminals

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Before Black Friday, there's Crack Thursday.

Birthday wish, meet death wish.

Perhaps he should try the "whoever smelt it dealt it" defense.

It's gonna be awhile before this woman is back in the saddle.

You know, some people just aren't the same when they don't get their breakfast.

Don't do the crime(s) if you can't do the time.

This dad is a workaholic.

This is the very definition of small time crooks.

We think getting arrested shouldn't be this funny, but it did give us a few ideas for the next time we find ourselves in cuffs.