Dumb Criminals

And you thought your family was dysfunctional.

A "heavily intoxicated" Florida man was arrested on Saturday night for calling 911 over his girlfriend. She wanted some Sour Patch Kids.

Portsmouth Public Pool Pooper Puts Police On Prowl.

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Before Black Friday, there's Crack Thursday.

Birthday wish, meet death wish.

Perhaps he should try the "whoever smelt it dealt it" defense.

It's gonna be awhile before this woman is back in the saddle.

You know, some people just aren't the same when they don't get their breakfast.

Don't do the crime(s) if you can't do the time.