Dumb Criminals

A thief who stole 17 tubes of Pringles in a series of burglaries and shop thefts had one answer to police as to why he pulled off the crime - "once you pop, you can't stop."

I don't know how many times we have to say this, how many stories we have to write, how many criminals we have to laugh about - STOP CALLING THE COPS WHEN SOMEONE STEALS YOUR DRUGS.

A Georgia man is behind bars after questioning why he wasn't among the likes of his most wanted people in the county.

A Missouri man has pleaded guilty to robbing a Bank of America branch by passing a handwritten note to the teller, "to prove a point" to his lover, he told officials.

Salazar, who lives in Madera, a city in the central-California area, is being held in lieu of a $55,000 bond.

A man from Lancaster County, Pennsylvania has been charged with indecent exposure at a convenience store in Ephrata, the Ephrata Police Department says.

A man who had tried to break into a home left his severed finger inside a glove at the scene, according to North Carolina police.

Had he just put $5 in the tank, he would've probably been fine.

And you thought your family was dysfunctional.

A "heavily intoxicated" Florida man was arrested on Saturday night for calling 911 over his girlfriend. She wanted some Sour Patch Kids.