SPAM Guitar Amp!

Amp + Spam = SPAMP!

According to SPAMP.COM, the controls are as follows:

SPICE: adjusts the gain prior to the distortion stage.

HEAT: adjusts the post distortion signal level going on to your amp or following effects.

CHILLED: no distortion

FRIED: a subtle application of even harmonics for a warm fuzz.

GRILLED  blends in odd harmonics for a meatier, overdrive sound.

You can get one on ETSY for $55.75. It's guaranteed to MEAT your expectations.