SPAM Guitar Amp!
Amp + Spam = SPAMP!
According to SPAMP.COM, the controls are as follows:
SPICE: adjusts the gain prior to the distortion stage.
HEAT: adjusts the post distortion signal level going on to your amp or following effects.
CHILLED: no distortion
FRIED: a subtle application of even harmonics for a warm fuzz.
GRILLED blends in odd harmonics for a meatier, overdrive sound.
You can get one on ETSY for $55.75. It's guaranteed to MEAT your expectations.
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