A music store in Wisconsin caught a thief stealing a flute after he shoved it down his pants ...the back of his pants.

When he was questioned about the flute, he said he always keeps his flutes in his pants. The employee removed the flute and noticed the store's price tag still on the flute and said to him, “you keep our flute... with our tag on it... in the back of your pants?’”
The man fled and the flute was safe.

However, the flute was tainted with the man’s taint. So they couldn’t sell it – so they turned it into a lamp.

In the video you can see the price tag on the flute:



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