Dumb Criminal: He Filed A Police Report Against WHO?!
Kenneth Woods, a 62-year old guy from Indiana went to the police station in Evansville, earlier this week to file a complaint. Against who you ask?
Why it was against his... wait for it... crack dealer.
Yeah, apparently it never occurred to him that complaining about your crack dealer means you're admitting you HAVE a crack dealer. Oops.
Anyway, Kenneth was really upset because his dealer and his dealer's significant other were letting him buy his crack on credit but now that his debt is up over $400, they're trying to collect. And since he hasn't paid up, they're threatening to mess up his car and shoot him. The cops took down his complaint. There's no word if they've busted the crack dealer or whether they're going to bust Kenneth too since, you know, he just admitted to buying a whole bunch of crack.
Weirdest part of this story, buying drugs on credit... REALLY?! What could ever go wrong. Oh yeah, THIS.