Can You Catch Coronavirus from Farts? Doctors Say Yes

Aside from the usual transmission patterns for illnesses, there's one more...airborne way to transmit Coronavirus.

Doctors in Beijing are saying it's possible to catch COVID-19 if you're going around sniffing farts. Fear not, your chances of transmission are low, so long as the person is wearing pants, and your face is more than a couple inches away from the dookie-chute.

Beijing citizens are calling for N95 masks for their butts, just to be safe, but doctors say there's nothing to worry about.