Boat Ramp Etiquette

I can't tell you how many times I've been at a boat ramp to launch a boat and had to deal with some 'tool bag' that think he deserves to go first because his boat has a name. It's usually some no-neck, muscle-humper with 20 bikini clad underage girls screaming for more wine coolers, who just pulls up and skips ahead of everyone else. Hey steroid! There's boat ramp etiquette you d-bag.

Typically I whisper to myself, "sorry about your penis", because he has to make up for his tiny member by proving his manliness with a shaved, super tan chest, white sunglasses, hat on backwards, while he calls to his buddies to "back it up brah".

Luckily for me, the Iowa DNR has posted a short video for those freaks to watch. But they won't, but I want to try to get them to.

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(Video Courtesy of Iowa Department of Natural Resources_)