If you go to Google Maps and paste the coordinates: 20°37’24.7″S 166°18’22.4″E and click on ‘satellite’ you’ll find what is being called “Penis Island.”

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It’s actually one of the Loyalty Islands, part of New Caledonia, an Oceanic territory of France in the Pacific Ocean, located east of Australia.

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At least the weather is rather, well, perfect. It's pretty consistent year-round. Temperatures average 75* F, only dropping to 66*-71* in the cooler months (June/July/August) and rising up to 82* F in the warmer months (December/January/February/March).

Another reason to travel to the New Caledonian Islands is that the soils contain about 25% of the world's nickel resources. So, go on vacation on a giant penis island and search for nickel! Why not?

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