What To Do In The Snow (Frozen Parody – NSFW)

Whether our weather peeps are correct or not on the amount of snow we'll get, you'll still have to deal with the white stuff today. So, what is there to do in the snow?

The first significant snowfall of the year is always the best. Everything snuggles under a blanket of snow and, for a brief moment, everything is quiet and clean. It's one of my favorite moments of the year. Of course, it also means I have work to do, like shovel, snow blow, break out all the outdoor winter gear and make sure the family can move uninhibited from the house to the car.

I decided that I want to do something fun this year. I'm not going to complain, I'm just going to enjoy the snow. So, following my outdoor work, I will spend some time just being a big kid. I'm going to build a HUGE snow pile for the kids and make a sledding track. I'm going to build snow forts on each end of the yard to act as bases for a good ole' fashioned snow ball fight. I will build snowmen to represent the family and I want to have a fire in the fire pit when it's snowing.

See you can enjoy some winter weather, you just have to stop complaining...or you could build a "Snow Di*k".