The Fact Is...

If you live in the Middle East, you're a dude and you can't grow a mustache...well, you're just a LOSER!

Photo: Oli Scarff - Getty Images News
Photo: Oli Scarff - Getty Images News
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Mustaches are so important in Middle Eastern culture that mustache implants are on the rise.  That's right...MUSTACHE IMPLANTS.

Why?  Well facial hair on men means they are wiser and good in the sack...I guess.  Or, the men are just lazy...although I have seen a few Middle Eastern ladies with a bushy upper lip.

So, there's this surgeon dude in Turkey that is doing 60 mustache implants a month.  60! 60 dudes are going to his office to get mustache implants.  Can't they just get a weave?

Where does the hair come from that is used in the implants?  From other "dense growth areas".  HA!  Asslips!

 

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