The Fact Is...

Scientists have just discovered a link between large eyebrows or Uni-Brows and genius-like intelligence.  Researchers out of Haiti's University of Research and Mango have found that the gene that produces immense intelligence actually is connected to the same gene that produces large amounts of hair over your eyes.  They say they are very close to finishing testing on humans to find out how much smarter people with huge eyebrows are, compared to normal eyebrowed people.  They also say it's April Fools you nerd!