A Southwest Airlines Stewardess had a plane load of people in stitches with her version of the flight safety demonstration. So what were some of her best lines?

“Position your seat belt tight and low against your hips, like my grandmother wears her support bra.”

 

“As you know it’s a no-smoking, no-whining, no-complaining flight. It’s a please and thank you, and you are such a good looking flight attendant flight.”

Watch the sketch for yourself here.

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