Scientists have just announced that Einstein's Theory of Relativity may be true because they were able to finally detect gravitational waves. This is a HUGE discovery for the science world. 

What does it mean to us? First, let me explain that I'm not a scientist. I have no background in this sort of work. I'm a flippin' DJ that has no business talking about science, theories of relativity or gravitational waves. So, as I explain this, know that I'm making sh*t up. Literally just letting crap fly out of my melon.

Back to what it means to us. Really, it means NOTHING. Since the gravitational waves only stretch and squeeze things at the atomic level, we really can't feel or see any of the effects. BUT, does this mean that we can travel through time, skip realities and get to a different dimension now? Who the hell knows..I can't understand a lick of what these basement dwelling nerds say. Probably because I should be a basement dwelling DJ.

What it DOES say is that Einstein was WAY ahead of his time. His genius is still being proven today and that makes me feel really, really dumb.

I think I'll go back to burping, farting and scratching myself while I waste brain power trying to figure out why the older I get, the more I poop.

See ya!

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