Poison Ivy Issue….Down There

Holy itchy testicles. I seem to have a poison ivy issue....down there.

What is it with me and my disrespect for my testicles? First is testicular torsion and now I seem to have touched poison ivy while mowing my lawn and then tended to a man-itch. So, as I type this, I'm fighting off a VERY powerful urge to take a metal hanger and jam it down my pants. Much like you would do if you have a cast after breaking a crucial bone. 

After doing some research on this thing we call the "internet", the most common response is to pour rubbing alcohol on the infected area. Ummm, screw  you internet! There is no way in H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEY-STICKS that I'm pouring that on my junk. Who came up with THAT remedy...oh yeah, probably a woman. She's probably still laughing too.

Another remedy was to make mac-n-cheese, chew it up and spit it on....ooops, that was a sarcastic answer on that forum. I should probably read them all the way through before utilizing them for my posts on here.

The good news is, I'm not the only male to have introduced my 'wedding tackle' to poison ivy. The bad news is, I HAVE INTRODUCED MY 'WEDDING TACKLE' TO POISON IVY.

I'm a caring person, generally, so I thought it would be best if you had the tools to identify poison ivy. So, below is a video to help you with your query. I have to go close the door and use Elwin's hanger. Later.

(Video courtesy of OrganicGarden123 via Youtube)