M&M and Skittles Sorting Machine

People with Obsessive Compulsive Disorders may now cheer and eat M&M's and Skittles without having a massive breakdown, with this new sorting machine.

OCD is REAL and it's a struggle for those with it. This inventor just solved the problem of eating colored candies by giving us this sorting machine. Now, every OCD afflicted human can eat M&M's and Skittles without having their therapist on speed dial. Well done sir.