I'm a Wisconsin Boy. Born in Wisconsin, Wisconsin sports fanatic and proud of it. I call Iowa home now and have realized that Wisconsin breeds some FREAKS! So, we'll start a new segment called "Meanwhile In Wisconsin" to prove my point.

Photo: Marathon County Sherrif's Department
Photo: Marathon County Sherrif's Department
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Today's subject is Jared Kreft. This is his mug shot.  So, you can assume he was arrested. You're correct if you assumed that. BUT, can you guess why he was arrested. Give it a couple of minutes and think about it.

BUZZZZZ - You're wrong. It wasn't domestic violence, or what most people in Wisconsin get arrested for, a DUI.  Although drugs were a part of the story, it's not the whole story. So, if you guessed drugs you're only partially right.

It seems that Mr. Kreft LOVES horses. Also, according to his Facebook profile, he loves cats too. According to court documents obtained by thenorthwestern.com, Mr. Kreft was arrested after being found in a barn with a horse, a marijuana pipe and a jar of petroleum jelly. See where this is going now? Well, it gets worse. He was also wearing a face mask and blue wind pants with holes cut around his crotch and rear areas. Yup..gross. BUT, it gets worse.

Photo: Igor Yagnetev - ThinkStock
Photo: Igor Yagnetev - ThinkStock
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Upon questioning, Mr. Kreft admitted to police, that before he was found in the barn with the horse, he pleasured the horse with his mouth and hand.  He also admitted to watching..wait for it...HORSE PORN. I didn't even know that existed.

This happened in December. No word on where Mr. Kreft is now or if he is in prison or being ordered to stay away from merry-go-rounds.

Gives new meaning to "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth" or "Don't let a horse gift YOU in the mouth".

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