I Need A Bogel For The Glotch – Bad Lip Reading

Do you need a bogel for the glotch? I need a bogel for the glotch. According to Bad Lip Reading on Youtube. That is what Ted Cruz's new slogan is going to be.

We here despise all of the presidential candidates equally. We will not endorse any of the people running for the big office, due to the fact that they haven't had their feet firmly placed on the ground for decades. AND, since we're equal opportunity offenders, we'll make fun of every candidate and we won't feel bad or apologize. We don't even care if you get mad. If you can't take a joke, then SUCK IT!