Epic Butt Firework Fails (Video)

Ahhhh, the 4th of July. The smell of grills cooking up some burgers and dogs. The sounds of children playing with sparklers, beer cans being opened and firecrackers blasting the mouths of frogs open. Nothing says 'Merica better than blowing crap up. But, it can be a bit dangerous as you can see from our "Epic Butt Firework Fails" compilation we found.

Now, it should go without saying, but DON'T DO THIS! Seriously! Who in God's name thought that sticking fireworks in your ass crack would be a good idea? Before you watch, notice that most of the people doing this have palm trees in the background, leading me to believe our southern friends are morons. Hillbillies have been known to dare themselves into a beer infested fury of explosions, so it's not a big surprise.

(Thanks to epicfailyeah1986 for the Youtube video)