Enough With The Bad Driving!!!!

Seriously! Enough with the bad driving in town. I have never been more frustrated behind the wheel of my "Manvan" as I was today. On my way home last night, on the way to work this morning and on the way to lunch and on the way back, I ran into more driving morons than normal.

So, here are some driving tips to help you not get run off the road by people like me, who drive normal:

• It's called an acceleration ramp: It's an on ramp, but it was originally called an acceleration ramp for you to get up to the speed limit before merging. It's for safety. The gas is on the right, by the way.
• There is NO REASON to go less than the speed limit: Ok, so there are a few reasons to go below the speed limit. Age and being clueless are not any of them. Seriously, if you go too slow you could cause a huge accident.
• Don't pass me in a 45 MPH zone: I rarely if ever drive slower than the speed limit. So, when some jack-hole passed me going at least 70 on my road (speed limit is 45) I swerved to put him in the ditch and missed. I have kids on my street and they play outside all the time. So, if your douche bag teen who passed me going WAY to fast, be careful, I know what your car looks like and the license plate number. HA!

Don't smoke with a baby in the car: THERE IS NO REASON FOR YOU TO SUFFOCATE YOUR CHILD! If you can't keep from smoking for 10 minutes, then maybe you should just get an IV for that nicotine  you douche tard!

Ok, I'm done.