Dumb Criminal: Woman Arrested For Drunkenly Recreating Dirty Dancing

Sometimes it's just not the right moment to have the time of your life... Take this case for example:

There's a 24-year-old woman named Cindy Barrientos from Port St. Lucie, Florida.  And a few weeks ago, she was at a liquor store with her 25-year-old friend named Mary Crombie. According to the police report, the two of them were trying to, quote, "reenact a scene from the movie 'Dirty Dancing'". It fails to say which scene, but you'd have to imagine it was the dance to 'I've Had the Time of My Life' with the famous Patrick Swayze-Jennifer Grey lift, no?

And since Cindy is 4-foot-11, 80 pounds, it's a good bet she was the one being lifted. Unfortunately for the ladies, the store employees called the police and since Cindy was clearly drunk and she yelled at the cops, she was arrested for disorderly intoxication.