Poor Donnie. Female MMA fighter Ronda Rousey just got married and Donnie's heart is broken. 

It was love at first fight. Well, Ronda was fighting. Donnie was just fighting back the urge to spend some alone time with his Playboys, or rewinding the last Rousey fight. Donnie has been in love with Rousey since he first laid eyes on her. He held out hope that she would one day recognize that Donnie was 'the one'. But alas, Ronda found someone on her own and didn't need to listen to Donnie begging for her love and loins.

Hopefully, Donnie will get over this and stop his damn crying...COME ON DONNIE! You didn't have a snowballs chance in Hell.

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