Cory’s Top 10 Driving Pet Peeves

You know what I hate. BAD DRIVERS! Especially those that don't have ANY common sense and somehow managed to get a drivers license. Every single day, someone pisses me off because they are too busy combing their eyebrow (wait, that's just me), eating crappy gas station food, or even worse, texting or Facebooking. I also see just plain ole' stupid driving around the Cedar Valley and it brings me to a boiling point more often than not. I've learned to take a few deep breathes and let it go, but sometimes you just want to call them up and tell them how to do it right. So, here are "Cory's Top 10 Driving Pet Peeves".

1.) Yes, I realize the light is red, but if you're turning right, you can GO! Seriously, just go!

2.) Left from a one way onto another one way. Yep you can do that too.

3.) Doesn't anyone know that an 'on ramp' is used for GETTING UP TO SPEED! If I find myself going 35 mph when I get to the top of an 'on ramp' and  you're the cause, expect to see a flock of "birds".

4.) I understand the convenience of having a couple of lanes to choose from, but if you're so selfish and clueless to not understand that the left lane is for FAST DRIVERS, then maybe you should put your helmet back on and crawl into bed.

5.) I know it's called a 'speed limit' to keep us from going too fast and to limit our speed, but it doesn't mean for you to limit your speed to 5 to 10 mph UNDER the speed limit. Pick it up Ricky. The gas pedal is on the right.

6.) Sit the F UP! Sure, feeling comfortable while you drive is great, but when you're leaning so far back that all I see is that you can't put a baseball cap on correctly, you need to use the lever on the right side of the front seat and PULL THAT UP to code, gangsta.

7.) When the light turns green that means GO! Seriously, there is nothing that freaking important on Facebook that it causes you to delay a full line of traffic. PAY ATTENTION, you're driving a 3,000 lbs hunk of metal.

8.) Hey Grandma, do you really need to drive a van? Really!? They make cars that would be much easier for you to handle.

9.) So, you got to the stop sign, looked both ways, saw me coming from a mile away and decided to wait until I was 1/2 block away to go. I believe your head is somewhere up your arse at that point and driving shouldn't be something you should do.

10.) It seems the ENTIRE Cedar Valley has run out of blinker fluid. I have some to spare anyone needs it. They put blinkers on your car for a REASON! So the rest of us know where you're going and we don't run into  you. Driving isn't for just YOU. The roads are for all drivers. Have some respect.