Cory Steps In A Puddle Of Pee (Video)

I'm SUPER pissed off! Pun intended. I just stepped in a puddle of pee on the floor of the men's bathroom at work. REALLY! This is NOT the first time this happened.

So, I go talk to a man about a horse, right before going on the air. I walk up the urinal and proceed to take care of business. As I look down to the floor I realize my shoes are untied and I'm STANDING IN A PUDDLE OF URINE! What the HELL!? How do you miss a urinal. You are LITERALLY standing over it. Are you overestimating the length of your pee dispenser? Are you backing up for fear of falling in? Let me inform any guy who thinks he may hit the water...you're not that big. NO ONE IS THAT LONG!

So, now I'm on a mission. I WILL find out who is dribbling on the floor. I WILL find you and I will out you to the entire Cedar Valley and beyond. Watch your back pee criminal.