Holy itchy testicles. I seem to have a poison ivy issue....down there.
What is it with me and my disrespect for my testicles? First is testicular torsion and now I seem to have touched poison ivy while mowing my lawn and then tended to a man-itch. So, as I type this, I'm fighting off a VERY powerful urge to take a metal hanger and jam it down my pants. Much like you would do if you have a cast after breaking a crucial bone.