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Daddy longlegs, meet migraine.
Man Upset About Onions in Food Gets Naked, Threatens to Kill Restaurant Owner
The only thing worse than this guy's breath is his temper.
Man Taking His Beer From London Terror Scene Becomes 2017’s Hero
Cold-hearted meets a tall cold one.
Total Perv Busted Having Sex With a Horse
Some guys are breast men, some are leg men and a precious few are hoof men.
Thieves Stole a Whopping $160,000 Worth of Beer
The only thing better than a nice cold one is a heck of a lot of nice cold ones.
Tattoos Now Make Noise Because Our Bodies Are Too Darned Quiet
Tattoos are now something for the eyes and the ears.
Very Important Research Finds We Aren’t Having Sex on Mondays
Monday definitely ain't fun day.
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Perhaps the only thing worse than being stuck in a mall while your girl goes shoe shopping is NOT being the guy she expects to sit patiently while she goes shoe shopping.
Man Totally Out of Ideas Use Feces to Hush Noisy Neighbor
It's safe to say the poop hit the fan.
These Hilarious Passive-Aggressive Tools May Save Your Relationship
Respect. Compromise. Understanding. That's the old school way to keep your relationship going strong.