How people praise God is their own business. Who are we to judge, unless you're a weird "guru" and get 400 men to chop off their nuts. That's just crazy..and a WHOLE LOTTA DUMB. 

Now the "guru" is in some serious trouble because the dudes that chopped their gonads off to get closer to and even see God, didn't see God or fee any closer to him/her. Weird. I'm pretty sure I would have stopped following said "guru" the moment he made the proposal.

Thanks to our good, and bearded, friends at AskMen we get the full story of Jack and His Beans..or lack of beans. Regardless..they do a better job of chopping up the story for us. (I literally could go on for DAYS with ball jokes).

(Video courtesy of AskMen via Youtube)

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