10 True Tweets About Office Life That Are Funny

Getting through a day of office drudgery sometimes requires superhuman amounts of sheer will--or maybe just a really wicked sense of humor. Here are 10 of Buzzfeed’s list of 19 tweets about office life that are funny because they’re true (check the link for the full list):

1. “I’ve never wanted to know the answer to anything bad enough to ask a question at the end of a meeting that’s running 30 minutes over time.“
2. “I know more details about my co-worker Jeff’s dog than I do my own life.“
3. “Keep your co-workers on their feet by beginning your next email with, ’If you’re reading this, I’m already dead.’“
4. “I like to lightheartedly tell my co-workers, ’Don’t even talk to me until I’ve had my coffee!’ And then I never get coffee.“
5. “If a co-worker asks to borrow your pen, sniff it and say, ’I think this one is safe,’ and see if they’ll take it from your hand.“
6. “Every office is only as motivated as its snack selection.“
7. “I wonder how many consecutive Mondays Todd will respond ’Not long enough’ in regards to how his weekend was. We’re at seven.“
8. “Please ignore this tweet, I’m pretending to be adding a co-worker’s phone number.“
9. “The problem with teaching a man to fish is that eventually somebody will microwave that fish in the work break room.“
10. “I wonder if my co-workers know I’ve worn the same outfit every day for five months.“

(Source: Buzzfeed)